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I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure… I also died like 50 years ago, so the likelihood of me ever having said any of this shit and it not being totally unsourced and changed is really slim. I was also famous for acting, you know, not just made up phrases ‘liked’ by moronic, hormonal, self indulgent women on Facebook.

Marilyn Monroe. (via makeitmagnificent)

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After getting a haircut :

Expectation:

Reality:

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When my homies tell me they’ll pay for my McDonalds.

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saltwaterelephants:

Apparently ‘Cornesha’ is a real name according to Parentsconnect.com

Bitches these days

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lovejoeeey:

“Go wash the dishes!”

“Go take out the garbage!”

“Go fold the clothes!”

“Go make me coffee!”

“Go do the laundry!”

“Go hang the clothes!”

“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE.

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My Dick

fresherthenamothafucker:

Mine:
Yours:

Yall ain’t got nothing on me ;)

Best post ever

AHAHAHA.

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livingdemons:

oh my god.

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you-make-me-wanna-scream:

irishblood—englishheart:

neverquestionlethalinjection:

ruinandretrograde:

shanyewest:

mynamekyle:

Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?

Because I do.

oh my GOD

Holy fucking shit, this is probably the most beautiful advertising I have ever seen.

Oh. My. GOD.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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tokiowaslikeyeah:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.

This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.

started dancing in my seat.

ALWAYS reblog <333333

FOREVER REBLOG <3

THIS WAS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING SONG ON RADIO DISNEY OKAY

I know this song and I love it lol…But this song was on Radio Disney when it talks about gin and juice? LOL.

Probably reblogged this before, but we all deserve a little happy right before bed. Which is where I swear I’m going! Soon. I swear.

FOREVER REBLOG

HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT, THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SONG WHEN I WAS LIKE 3. OH MYYY GAAAAAAAAWD. AKJHDKSJAGDHKSJAGHDSALKG

OMG , this is MY SONG . aha

when bob the builder did this♥ goooddd timeee!

TUNE.

This. ♥

JAJA

i love this song lol and it says my name yeeeeeaaaaaahhh :)

OMGGGGGGGG

OMGOom

i just couldn’t resist blogging ahha,

MY PARENT’S WOULD GET SO ANGRY WHEN I SING A LONG WITH THIS SONG. DID I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. OMIGOSH.

OH MY GOD. THE MEMORIES

ME GUSTA

THIS BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES, OH MY GOD!!
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Oh My lord! Sorry about the gif spam I got some goood ones!